Valve Employee Handbook

http://cdn.flamehaus.com/Valve_Handbook_LowRes.pdf


I've never wanted a job before. I want one now.

Valve is awesome.

Edit:


Haha, wow.
Playing DotA2 is actually on it.

Josh Weier—Variously pronounced “Josh Weere,” “Josh Wire,” “Josh
Woe-Rue,” “Josh wuhh…[trailing off],” and “Josh Joshington” by those of us
who stopped caring. They’re all equally valid!

I laffed.

So that's how TF2 ended up with something as random as hat collection...

Valve = greatest company of all time.

As awesome as it would be to work there, I doubt I'd fit in. I tend to take myself too seriously/get frustrated by trolls.

Daymn, now I know where I work.
Valve just got the concept of "working how you want". As simple as how two people could've had the idea of portal, a group of 10 could've made the next hat of TF2.
You sure have other levels of skill, but Valve's possibly the most epic company that exists.


Damn, I want to work there now.

Valvecations always worth it.

This is at the Valve HQ:

This was written beneath the picture taken of it: "Equipped to take over the Dota genre"

I seriously love Valve.

This is absolutely f'ucking amazing.

Valve should buy MapleStory.

Where do I apply?

Valve should buy MapleStory.

Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

Valve = greatest company of all time.

I'm changing my goal in life to "be hired by Valve".

Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

I put 3 freaking years into my character. I don't want to start over!

Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

Imagine all those hats!

Nobody has ever been fired at Valve for making a mistake.

LF>Where to send my resume.

Are they hiring chemical engineers?

Haha, the glossary <3

Does a random programmer from South East Asia have any chance to work there? D: