Valve Employee Handbook - Printable Version

Valve Employee Handbook - Printable Version

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Valve Employee Handbook - Link - 2012-04-21

http://cdn.flamehaus.com/Valve_Handbook_LowRes.pdf

I've never wanted a job before. I want one now.

Valve Employee Handbook - Malthe - 2012-04-21

Valve is awesome.

Edit:
[Image: 2con6oo.png]

Haha, wow.
Playing DotA2 is actually on it.

Valve Employee Handbook - maplefreak26 - 2012-04-21

Josh WeierVariously pronounced Josh Weere, Josh Wire, Josh
Woe-Rue, Josh wuhh[trailing off], and Josh Joshington by those of us
who stopped caring. Theyre all equally valid!

I laffed.

Valve Employee Handbook - Seanny - 2012-04-21

So that's how TF2 ended up with something as random as hat collection...

Valve Employee Handbook - Corn - 2012-04-21

Valve = greatest company of all time.

Valve Employee Handbook - MasPan - 2012-04-21

As awesome as it would be to work there, I doubt I'd fit in. I tend to take myself too seriously/get frustrated by trolls.

Valve Employee Handbook - Celan - 2012-04-21

Daymn, now I know where I work.
Valve just got the concept of "working how you want". As simple as how two people could've had the idea of portal, a group of 10 could've made the next hat of TF2.
You sure have other levels of skill, but Valve's possibly the most epic company that exists.

Damn, I want to work there now.

Valve Employee Handbook - Untradeable - 2012-04-21

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Valvecations always worth it.

Valve Employee Handbook - Malthe - 2012-04-21

This is at the Valve HQ:
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This was written beneath the picture taken of it: "Equipped to take over the Dota genre"

I seriously love Valve.

Valve Employee Handbook - Rob - 2012-04-21

This is absolutely f'ucking amazing.

Valve Employee Handbook - Combattente - 2012-04-21

Valve should buy MapleStory.

Valve Employee Handbook - Sn1perJohnE - 2012-04-21

Where do I apply?

Valve Employee Handbook - iamflip - 2012-04-21

Combattente Wrote:Valve should buy MapleStory.

Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

Valve Employee Handbook - Jedward - 2012-04-21

Corn Wrote:Valve = greatest company of all time.

I'm changing my goal in life to "be hired by Valve".

Valve Employee Handbook - Moonlapse - 2012-04-21

iamflip Wrote:Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

I put 3 freaking years into my character. I don't want to start over!

Valve Employee Handbook - Loose - 2012-04-22

iamflip Wrote:Nonono... They should make something that's like MapleStory, but better!

Imagine all those hats!

Valve Employee Handbook - Polantaris - 2012-04-22

Quote:Nobody has ever been fired at Valve for making a mistake.

LF>Where to send my resume.

Valve Employee Handbook - Shidoshi - 2012-04-22

Are they hiring chemical engineers?

Valve Employee Handbook - Pixie - 2012-04-22

Haha, the glossary <3

Valve Employee Handbook - Unauthorized Intruder - 2012-04-22

Does a random programmer from South East Asia have any chance to work there? D: