Are you happy?

You mean people didn't knew this already?

But you could become a crazy cat lady then.

I have horrible luck with cats...one is angry at the world and attacks everything. He's also strong enough that, sometimes, he beats up mid sized dogs in the neighborhood. He likes stepping on people's feet, and it feels like 50 pounds or some crap. Other cat is insane, that's the only way I can describe it. At times she just goes into a dead run and slams into the wall, nobody in the room at all. Someone walks into the room, she meows; she walks into a room with a person in it, she meows; she walks into an empty room, sometimes she still meows. Yeah, I sure do enjoy a piercing borderline screech level meow at 3AM from 2 floors down. Then we tried to get a third cat 2 times, and the current two literally drove them insane; one, we got when she was a kitten and she was perfectly normal. Within a year she was sleeping in faucets (turned on) and had the balance of a drunken man with one leg and no crutch. Middle of the night, SLAM. Every week. "She fell off the banister again, back to sleep". Second one was normal too when we got her, 6 months later she was peeing all over the house to mark territory and brawling with the insane cat multiple times a day. WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL CAT. One that sits on my lap! Our first cat did that, but he died a long time ago at like 23 years old, so he lived long past his due anyway, can't blame him for that one lol.

But you could become a crazy cat lady then.

But you'd be happy!

I bet cat ladies are the happiest people in the world.

And the smelliest.

flonne is a crazy cat lady

What if i can't afford a cat?

What if i can't afford a cat?

Steal one!

Steal one!

k brb.

What if I'm a man who owns a lot of cats? Am I a crazy cat man?

What if I'm a man who owns a lot of cats? Am I a crazy cat man?

No, we're crazy cat ladies as well.
Or just gay.

I have 17 cats. That is not a joke or lie. They're EVERYWHERE.

I have 17 cats. That is not a joke or lie. They're EVERYWHERE.

You must be really happy.

You must be really happy.

I lurb my cats.

Not trying to combo-break, but... dogs count? :x

Not trying to combo-break, but... dogs count? :x

I'm going to count them too, cause i have no cats. I have 2 dogs and they make me happier than most things in the world do :3

Oh gee, hella good notice! I can feel the happiness now!

I used to have 18 cats. It was awesome.

i only have 1/3 to 1/4 of a dog.

so if I get cats I can become a lady?