I can't believe my mom stooped so low

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

i've seen this somewhere
oh u

Why is your mom so concerned with you and your sisters weight? :f6:

EDIT: Shoulda read the forum, Shenanagins.

Damnit you got me.

i dont get it. and underwater weighing ? whaaat ?

I feel like I just turned on the tv during the middle of a movie. What the pineapple is happening? Context please?

i dont get it. and underwater weighing ? whaaat ?

Displacement weighing basically.

wat.

you should ask your mom
"Mom, do you realize how fking stupid and unnecessary this is?"

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Come on bro.

Like I give a f'uck.

Like I give a f'uck.