2011-08-09, 05:30 AM
These trolling methods, are possibly the best any man could come up with. How many are there? Lets see.
Number 1) Ah the rubik's cube. Intelligent conversation is welcome. And so is talking about politics and religion.
Here's what you do, If you live in the U.S. State Barack Obama is the best president we have ever had. Mention he made change, ended all our wars, took us out of debt. You know it's true. Support it all the way! No matter what other say! If you're muslim and live in a muslim country, mention how your allowed to marry young women in your countries and sleep with them. Say how you hate all Americans and mention how cheap your gasoline is. (Except your car got blown up)
Number 2) Maple Cinema. Make a serious story of you owning bosses with your epik haxors damage. Then proceed by posting a eloquent video. Something like trololol or troll in the dungeon should suffice. Heck, even Nyan cat would do.
Number 3) Now this one isn't mean't to be offensive to those who are this. Wait, this is a guide on trolling. Screw you. Mention how poor you are, how much your life sucks. And how your drunk dad beats you, your mom, and your sister everyday. Your only relief is MapleStory on slow dial up connection (because you can't afford anything else) and you're very poor. And need mesos for your new gear. Ask for donations. Then tell them to censored.
Number 4) The last and final method. This one is quite the tough cookie, but "someone" manages to do it with ease. Troll every thing and everyone you can. Make your opinion THE fact. Your ego is huge and you don't mind show boating it. If someone disagrees with you and you have nothing to back it with, look for the tinyest grammatical error in their post and go off topic. Don't forget to respond to everything. I mean everything.
Heck this one might not even get you banned.
Conclusion. If you followed any of all of these, (especially number 4) you will be trolling SouthPerry like a champ. I hope you enjoyed reading this wall of text as I'm sure it wasn't that interesting or funny. No offence about number 3 and 1 If that correlated to you and offended you or someone you know.
Number 1) Ah the rubik's cube. Intelligent conversation is welcome. And so is talking about politics and religion.
Here's what you do, If you live in the U.S. State Barack Obama is the best president we have ever had. Mention he made change, ended all our wars, took us out of debt. You know it's true. Support it all the way! No matter what other say! If you're muslim and live in a muslim country, mention how your allowed to marry young women in your countries and sleep with them. Say how you hate all Americans and mention how cheap your gasoline is. (Except your car got blown up)
Number 2) Maple Cinema. Make a serious story of you owning bosses with your epik haxors damage. Then proceed by posting a eloquent video. Something like trololol or troll in the dungeon should suffice. Heck, even Nyan cat would do.
Number 3) Now this one isn't mean't to be offensive to those who are this. Wait, this is a guide on trolling. Screw you. Mention how poor you are, how much your life sucks. And how your drunk dad beats you, your mom, and your sister everyday. Your only relief is MapleStory on slow dial up connection (because you can't afford anything else) and you're very poor. And need mesos for your new gear. Ask for donations. Then tell them to censored.
Number 4) The last and final method. This one is quite the tough cookie, but "someone" manages to do it with ease. Troll every thing and everyone you can. Make your opinion THE fact. Your ego is huge and you don't mind show boating it. If someone disagrees with you and you have nothing to back it with, look for the tinyest grammatical error in their post and go off topic. Don't forget to respond to everything. I mean everything.
Heck this one might not even get you banned.
Conclusion. If you followed any of all of these, (especially number 4) you will be trolling SouthPerry like a champ. I hope you enjoyed reading this wall of text as I'm sure it wasn't that interesting or funny. No offence about number 3 and 1 If that correlated to you and offended you or someone you know.
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