Wiping after #2: Standing or sitting

As the title states, after you take a poop do you wipe while still sitting on the toilet or while standing?

sitting

LOL!

My face when I saw this thread here.

LOL!

My face when I saw this thread here.

I must know Felix...all my life I believed that I was the normal person with my whole sitting down and wiping but now I find out that I may, in fact, be the strange person. I must know for sure...

BE ADVISED THIS IS A PUBLIC POLL

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BE ADVISED THIS IS A PUBLIC POLL

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That's the beauty of it, there is nothing to be ashamed of here as your ass will be cleaned either way. I mean unless there was an option for "I don't wipe" I don't see why people should have a problem with it

...that would be a bit embarassing

inb4 mods edit it in.

I don't wipe. I just wiggle.

You guys don't understand. This is SERIOUS. He needs answers before his entire world unravels.

Jesus Christ...

Sitting.

My cheeks are too tight to do it while standing.

Definitely while derping.

well, thank you to whichever mod took offense to a simple, basic question. Much appreciated

I have my own buttwipeyay.

How is it even possible to do it while sitting?

How is it even possible to do it while sitting?

With your hand.

How is it even possible to do it while sitting?

That's what I was wondering. There isn't enough room. ;o

I lied. You use your prehensile penis.

Edited poll? lame
Well you lean to a side to do it sitting.

This is disgusting...

Edited poll? lame
Well you lean to a side to do it sitting.

To the side? I do it from the front.

I won't go into anymore detail than that though.