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I am eating German chocolate cake and an Oreo cream pie, and I just realized there is no milk.

Water

Water

There is no fresh water, and a pampered child such as myself would never lay their lips anywhere near something as filthy as tap, even if New York as very clean tap.

There is no fresh water, and a pampered child such as myself would never lay their lips anywhere near something as filthy as tap, even if New York as very clean tap.

Pop? Juice?

run down and buy something :f6:

Coffee? Tea?

Order some.

How do you not have any water or milk?

Coffee? Tea?

I do not drink coffee without milk and sugar, and tea would take too long to properly prepare. My pie would have melted by then.

Pop? Juice?

run down and buy something :f6:

Neither pop nor juice go well with chocolate, nor do they cleanse the pallet enough to properly enjoy chocolate of this potency.

I do not like leaving my home, and while I'm sure my family would go out to get me some milk, there is a snowstorm in my area and I do not want them to go out of their way for my milk.

Powdered Milk, Condensed Milk, Soy Milk, Almond Milk, Rice Milk, Baby Formula.

ask your neighbor

Powdered Milk, Condensed Milk, Soy Milk, Almond Milk, Rice Milk, Baby Formula.

I have none.

ask your neighbor

I do not know them, but they are loud Jamaicans, so will probably not give me milk.

Fap into your mouth.

Fap into your mouth.

I can't.

So what did you do?

I'd go with whatever I had in the fridge. Or liquor.

I drank goat's blood.

good choice.

Nice.

Was it rabid goat? Rabies makes goat blood taste better.

Sounds delicious.

I can't.

Why not?