I smell like pomegranate.

The fruit, moron.

Got me there.

I thought you meant shit.

OMG I LoVE POMEGRANATES!

I smell like blood orange. I win.

I SMELL LIKE PURE CASHMERE


the other day I got this new deoderant and the smell lasted for over 48 hours even after attempting to wash it out because it was giving me a severe migraine.

but pineapple YEAH, NOW I SMELL LIKE PURE CASHMERE.

pineapple YEAH, NOW I SMELL LIKE PURE CASHMERE.

Sure you don't smell like pure Kashmir?

I smell like durian.

Sure you don't smell like pure Kashmir?

No but I kind of wish I did. That looks like it smells delightful.

On the other hand, it's in India so it could just smell like curry.

I smell like durian.

I have a bottle of Durian Oil in my cabinet for emergencies.

I smell like myself.
-doesnt use cologne/scented deodorants-

Smells like Ananas comosus in here...

I smell like Old Spice.

And it works wonders.

I smell like wet dog and apples

wait what?

.

Lemons over here, man.

I love fucks.

I smell like teen spirit.

I smell like Diva daiquiris and desperation.

I smell like oranges.