Turtle Sex

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Good grief I lol'd hard at this. Immature? Maybe. I have no shame.

I lol'd when he put his front legs in the air like he was pretending to be Superman.

I am no longer intimidated by Opeth thanks to this.

What have you wrought upon us Mark?

Ffffffffffffffffffff

Better than getting humped by a Blue Shell.

OMFG, I'M SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAN. Dang.

What's up with goddamn turtle sex recently? I saw Kobe the humping turtle a good month ago, and just in the last week, I've seen completely different videos show up on facebook, College Humor, Digg, and now here. I will say this one has a very deep bedroom voice compared to the others.

I lol'd when he put his front legs in the air like he was pretending to be Superman.

Probably the best part beside the "moaning."

What have you wrought upon us Mark?

Ffffffffffffffffffff

Turtle sex. :3

Better than getting humped by a Blue Shell.

I get humped by those on a regular basis though. >:

Yep, Opeth is no longer scary, but should be pet, and given sammiches.

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VV "not tonight honey"
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Dammit Myles I'm trying to eat here...

....Wth. Turtles MOANS? Wth!?!?!? I have red-eared sliders at home, both are different genders, they have 'secks' all the time, I don't see them squeaking or making ANGRY noises / moaning like that! =(

....Wth. Turtles MOANS? Wth!?!?!? I have red-eared sliders at home, both are different genders, they have 'secks' all the time, I don't see them squeaking or making ANGRY noises / moaning like that! =(

They probably overlaid the sound from the Paris Hilton sex video.

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REVENGE!!!

lol turtles