Random Question 4/26/09

84 Cases world wide... GO GO GO SWINE FLU.

Pherhaps Im the only one here that hopes for pandemics just cuz I want to spend some time off school and work.

Yeah, I guess I should hope that millions of people start dying so I don't have to go to work.

Yeah, I guess I should hope that millions of people start dying so I don't have to go to work.

I dont want em dead
I want em sick.
No one died in United States.
I just want it to spread so everyone is at mass panic and I can relax.

I dont want em dead
I want em sick.
No one died in United States.
I just want it to spread so everyone is at mass panic and I can relax.

Wow, what a selfish person you are. Wanting people to suffer for your own personal gain.

Nobody in the United States, so? Guess what, there are other countries in the world. And plenty of people in Mexico are dead because of it.

Sorry, but that comment annoys me a lot.

Part of my job at the moment is to monitor it. So no, I have not heard of it.

I dont want em dead
I want em sick.
No one died in United States.
I just want it to spread so everyone is at mass panic and I can relax.

Either you are effective at trolling, or a sorry excuse for a human being.

I dont want em dead
I want em sick.
No one died in United States.
I just want it to spread so everyone is at mass panic and I can relax.

Shit, that makes sense. Let's have a disease with a mortality rate of ~7% spread and hope that no one dies so that I don't have to go to fucking school!

84 Cases world wide... GO GO GO SWINE FLU.

Pherhaps Im the only one here that hopes for pandemics just cuz I want to spend some time off school and work.

[color="#cc8899"]84 cases and 150+ deaths. 200% mortality rate ftw?

There have been at least 2400 cases reported wordlwide. Please do research before taking random numbers you hear on the news to make a sadistically sarcastic statement. [/COLOR]

[color="#cc8899"]84 cases and 150+ deaths. 200% mortality rate ftw?

There have been at least 2400 cases reported wordlwide. Please do research before taking random numbers you hear on the news to make a sadistically sarcastic statement. [/COLOR]

I did do my research, AS OF THE UPDATE THERE ARE ONLY 98 CONFIRMED CASES OF THE VIRUS! the 2xxx cases are only SUSPECTED.

And the deaths are "uncofirmed" so it could be another disease until further notice.
Also the death rate to confirmed numbers seems pretty low IMO 7 confirmed swine deaths to 84 confirmed infections .

I think we are exaggerating. Until they do more tests, Im convinced that only 98 people in the world are infected with the strain >.>

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30453557/

I lol'd pretty hard. Jews and Muslims seem to think 'swine flu' is too offensive to their religious beliefs, and it should instead be named 'Mexican flu'. People are ridiculous.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30453557/

I lol'd pretty hard. Jews and Muslims seem to think 'swine flu' is too offensive to their religious beliefs, and it should instead be named 'Mexican flu'. People are ridiculous.

LuLz....
"News update! Joos and Muzlimbs d3m4nd to call new flu WetBack Fevah!"

...
Really that is so ridiculous.

don't you guys know that the swine flu is a beta test for a bioterrorism attack in hopes of creating a new world order??

http://www.prisonplanet.com/swine-flu-at...-test.html

lolol

I did do my research, AS OF THE UPDATE THERE ARE ONLY 98 CONFIRMED CASES OF THE VIRUS! the 2xxx cases are only SUSPECTED.

And the deaths are "uncofirmed" so it could be another disease until further notice.
Also the death rate to confirmed numbers seems pretty low IMO 7 confirmed swine deaths to 84 confirmed infections .

I think we are exaggerating. Until they do more tests, Im convinced that only 98 people in the world are infected with the strain >.>

7/84 is low? That's fucking 8 percent.

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7/84 is low? That's pineappleing 8 percent.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone man. I would have agreed, but THAT WAS THE BEST PLAN EVER. I think you must have found that image with the wrong text on it!

Kinda like wishing the swine flu would spread so that we can miss school/work! AWESOME.

Yea it may be 8% but chances are you are part of the 92%.

Plus United States of A has a 0% Death rate so its all good. =). The weak US Virus should be the one that spreads quickly. Not the one that fails a bit like a 10% scroll.

Yea it may be 8% but chances are you are part of the 92%.

Plus United States of A has a 0% Death rate so its all good. =). The weak US Virus should be the one that spreads quickly. Not the one that fails a bit like a 10% scroll.

Normal influenza has a global mortality rate of 0.1%. Normal influenza kills approximately half a million people worldwide, yearly. 30 000 of these occur in the United States. We have a vaccine for influenza. We have treatments for influenza. People still seem to die because of influenza. We don't have a vaccine for swine influenza. We don't have a treatment for swine influenza. I wonder what could possibly go wrong.


Felix =(

What can go wrong you say? Everything could go wrong.

23-month-old Texas child confirmed as first U.S. swine flu death, according to Richard Besser, acting director, CDC.

US Swine flu mortality rate 1.5%.

=(

Edit:

The swine flu infested a new European Nation: GERMANY!

GO GO GO SWINE FLU.

Is it bad that I didn't know about this until I read today's xkcd? >.>

Thanks for reminding me.

I sneezed today and someone called me a "Swine Bioterrorist".

I'm having too much with Dengue in my country to worry about Swine Flu.

WOOOT

MY TOWN HAS BEEN HIT (hopefully)

Cmon people moar infections plz infect the damn children so they can spread this illness and I have a day off and the town shuts down in general. =)

Im feeling like the guy below.