The BIBLE.

You know what I find rather interesting?
The Bible:
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth.


What do you guys think? Feel free to call me crazy

LOL never thought about that acronym before lol, good one!

It was either Instructions or Information, I'm not sure which lol.

It should be
The
LWTGPTGUM
What? o_o

Man's
Accomplishment
Providing
Local
Extinction

OMG ACRONYMZZZ

i rather have the hitchhickers guide to the galaxy if i have to leave earth

I'm the guy you see moving the Bibles to the fiction section.

I'm the guy you see moving the Bibles to the fiction section.

then ur gunna like what my acronym means =)

Need any help?

Nocturnal incestous guy hunting thieves. Living one ridiculous dream.

huh wa?

On a serious note, does anyone bother to explain what Bible actually means?

i rather have the hitchhickers guide to the galaxy if i have to leave earth

Dont forget your towel.


That book is my bible.

On a serious note, does anyone bother to explain what Bible actually means?

Bible means "Book". Also, this acronym was in a song at least 10 years ago.

The bible is like a children's book.. it gives a child (human) hopes and dreams of someday doing something to help somebody else, or maybe even the world.

T_T

The bible is like a children's book.. it gives a child (human) hopes and dreams of someday doing something to help somebody else, or maybe even the world.

T_T

For being a children's book it sure does have a lot of murder, pillaging, rape, and various other disturbing things. But, whatever.

For being a children's book it sure does have a lot of murder, pillaging, rape, and various other disturbing things. But, whatever.

Jesus wants kids to know about that kinda stuff! Duh.

i r agnostic

i r think religion is basically a set of constructs to "help" people with life. But it is when people use these constructs to make everyday decisions that there are problems

Jesus wants kids to know about that kinda stuff! Duh.

But can you really prove that theologically? If you have the time, please share your knowledge.

No Religion can prove itself.

All Religion is based off belief.

That's why they ask, What do you believe?


People shouldn't ask people to prove their side, when they themselves can't even prove theirs.

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as for above-

The violence in the Bible is mainly done to the Christians being killed by the sinners.

There was a period in time when Satan decided he wanted to kill the believers, to see if they would deny their own God, if it meant death.

Those who didn't deny the fact that they were Christians were murdered for being Christians.

This is basically a moral of the story telling you, don't deny your God, because even if you die a Christian you will still have eternal life in heaven, so it doesn't even matter.

Christians were murdered back in those days, and the Bible is full of Christians, Apostles, and stuff, so of course there will be death.

There were also sick people, that Jesus healed. This was just to demonstrate his miracles.

So yes, Jesus does want people to know about this stuff.

He does want kids to know that all His skin was ripped off, and he was beat and whipped, and you could see part of his bones when he was being crucified. So they realize the price He paid for them.


Is that enough knowledge and crap, cause I really don't feel like pulling out verses and crap.

I really hope this doesn't turn into a flame war, lol.
Well, since this is The Speakeasy; why not share opinions on reality? I'm asking you to just share, not disprove or tell someone they're wrong.

Can we agree on this?

Bible means "Book". Also, this acronym was in a song at least 10 years ago.

It was? o_o
Hmph, I've never heard it then. What was the name of the song yo?