E3 2013 General

...Little speechless on that decision

Well, I see that SEGA is next.

Who the flying pineapple makes these character decisions.

There are so many better characters they could choose, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bayonetta for playable character plz.

Bayonetta for playable character plz.

As much as I'd like that, half of Bayonetta's attacks are her naked

I found the names for the Deadly Six for Lost Worlds.
http://segabits.com/blog/2013/06/11/soni...get-names/

As much as I'd like that, half of Bayonetta's attacks are her naked

TBH I think I find skin-tight clothing zero suit Samus to be more sexy.

TBH I think I find skin-tight clothing zero suit Samus to be more sexy.

CORN MAN DO I HAVE TO SAY IT. HALF OF BAYONETTA'S VERY MOVEMENTS ARE JUST SEX POSITIONS.

On the official site every character from Super Smash Bros. has screenshots from both the Wii U version and the 3DS version, except for Villager and Wii Fit Lady. I wonder if they will be Wii-U exclusive characters?

CORN MAN DO I HAVE TO SAY IT. HALF OF BAYONETTA'S VERY MOVEMENTS ARE JUST SEX POSITIONS.

B-b-b-ut Zero Suit Samus has a whip.

Bayonetta for playable character plz.

http://mynintendonews.com/2013/06/06/kam...to-fk-off/

On the official site every character from Super Smash Bros. has screenshots from both the Wii U version and the 3DS version, except for Villager and Wii Fit Lady. I wonder if they will be Wii-U exclusive characters?

Most likely they didn't get the 3DS models ready yet. Deadlines and that.

B-b-b-ut Zero Suit Samus has a whip.

So does Bayonetta, at least in one of her kinky torture attacks anyway. I can't remember if she has one as a weapon.

So does Bayonetta, at least in one of her kinky torture attacks anyway. I can't remember if she has one as a weapon.

oh she does
'whip it!' ~twirls~

e: Newsflash: Sonic replaced in Smash Bro's Wii U with Marine the Racoon.

When yall said Wii Fit Trainer, at first I agree it sounded dumb.
But Wii Fit is popular. Many ppl across the world used it and still use it, more importantly adults.

I can see why they put her in it, to appeal to adults perhaps? Broaden their audience with Super Smash Bros?
All in all, the character doesn't seem dumb at all, she seems to flow with her moves and attacks. Fits in well honestly.

Just watched Direct.

- The "Cat Powerup" for Mario 3D World is rather silly IMO.
- Mario Kart 8, why are Bikes still in the game? They ruined the competitiveness of MKWii, because they were superior in every way.
- RIP Wind Waker HD speedruns. No Tingle Tuner = No Thanks.
- DKCTF, hopefully just as difficult as DKCR.
- Bayo 2, hooray in-game footage.
- Smash Bros, Villager is fine, but freaking Wii Fit Lady? REALLY?

When yall said Wii Fit Trainer, at first I agree it sounded dumb.
But Wii Fit is popular. Many ppl across the world used it and still use it, more importantly adults.

I can see why they put her in it, to appeal to adults perhaps? Broaden their audience with Super Smash Bros?
All in all, the character doesn't seem dumb at all, she seems to flow with her moves and attacks. Fits in well honestly.

NO IT'S OBVIOUSLY DUE TO THE SEX APPEAL.

(and randomness).

No idea how they're going to incorporate her in the single player.

I lol'd pretty hard

[video=youtube;xzPmglfZUsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzPmglfZUsM[/video]

So. Yeah i guess i'll start putting back 5 bucks every check for that Wii U and SSB. Oh yes <3

My wallet is crying. Everything I've been waiting for is releasing over the next year or 2. Will be needing a PS4 So i can FINALLY lay Kingdom Hearts to rest. SSB is a no brainer. Wind Waker looks beautiful but like a week before the first announcement of it i was well into a replay of the 2nd version so i no longer feel any interest in that now.

Also, can we just give credit to every game this year that ACTUALLY SHOWED OFF GAMEPLAY instead of being basically a wussy movie trailer like almost every 'TRiple A' we saw? Even if Assassin's Creed had a lag out AT LEAST THEY ACTUALLY HAD SOME REAL GAME TO SHOW.

On that note, i have a date with Destiny, that will be pretty fun.

Oh man just let me get out my wall... Wallet?

Here boy! -whistles-

...
Jesus Highflying Christ I've starved my Wallet and it abandoned me.

OT:

I lost my sh'it when I saw Megaman. Oh man my fighting games willy has been most respectfully wettened.