Assassins MUST HP Wash

And what the hell, Gunslingers = More HP + Faster...

You can't seriously be complaining about a Dexless Assassin, can you?
You're not the fastest attacks anymore, big whoop. Have you seen Gunslinger damage? Unlike sins, they hit fast and weak with a small army of support skills. Sins hit fast and hard. Heck, you're tied with them in third job when Triple Throw or w.e. cuts the speed down.
You are a sin, don't you dare complain.