2008-11-18, 09:52 PM
Juliet: Pedobear o Pedobear, how I love thee; let me count the ways. Thou art my light, my soul, I can't bear to face another day without thee... take me in thy arms, o Pedobear.
Pedobear: I am sorry Juliet, we can never be together.
Juliet: WHY PEDOBEAR! WHY DOST THOU TEAR MINE TENDER HEART ASUNDER?!
Pedobear: Uh... well, not so 'tender.' You see... juliet... you're TOO OLD for me.
Juliet: BUT THOU SAID WE WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
Pedobear: Well... yes, I did... but then you turned 15. Now you're not pedobait, you're just jailbat, kthxbai
Juliet: T_T
Pedobear: I am sorry Juliet, we can never be together.
Juliet: WHY PEDOBEAR! WHY DOST THOU TEAR MINE TENDER HEART ASUNDER?!
Pedobear: Uh... well, not so 'tender.' You see... juliet... you're TOO OLD for me.
Juliet: BUT THOU SAID WE WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
Pedobear: Well... yes, I did... but then you turned 15. Now you're not pedobait, you're just jailbat, kthxbai
Juliet: T_T