2012-03-13, 06:45 PM
Tip #1) Never use guns. DO NOT USE GUNS. If the bullets are smaller than the size of your fist, it will not do pomegranate against a zombie.
Tip #2) Never use fire. DON'T SET ZOMBIES ON FIRE. Seems like a great idea, just crisp them until they're dead, right? NO. THEY DO NOT FEEL PAIN. YOU HAVE JUST CREATED FLAMING ZOMBIES. GOOD F'UCKING JOB.
Tip #3) Never fall in love with a zombie. THEY ARE NO LONGER HUMAN. Too many have fallen just because some zombie doesn't look very infected, and they think they can "save" them and start the human race anew with them. THEY GET KILLED AND EATEN.
Tip #4) Brutal cranial trauma. To the head. THIS IS THE ONLY FAIL SAFE WAY TO KILL A ZOMBIE. BASH IT'S F'UCKING HEAD OFF. THESE ARE WHAT YOUR BULLETS THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST ARE FOR. A HEADSHOT WITH ONE OF THOSE WILL TURN A ZOMBIE HEAD INTO A MIST OF BLOOD, BRAINS, AND BONE.
Tip #2) Never use fire. DON'T SET ZOMBIES ON FIRE. Seems like a great idea, just crisp them until they're dead, right? NO. THEY DO NOT FEEL PAIN. YOU HAVE JUST CREATED FLAMING ZOMBIES. GOOD F'UCKING JOB.
Tip #3) Never fall in love with a zombie. THEY ARE NO LONGER HUMAN. Too many have fallen just because some zombie doesn't look very infected, and they think they can "save" them and start the human race anew with them. THEY GET KILLED AND EATEN.
Tip #4) Brutal cranial trauma. To the head. THIS IS THE ONLY FAIL SAFE WAY TO KILL A ZOMBIE. BASH IT'S F'UCKING HEAD OFF. THESE ARE WHAT YOUR BULLETS THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST ARE FOR. A HEADSHOT WITH ONE OF THOSE WILL TURN A ZOMBIE HEAD INTO A MIST OF BLOOD, BRAINS, AND BONE.