Apparently, buckets have been solving problems in fantasy settings well before Skyrim

OH MY FUCKING GOD... PUT THAT AWAY! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND SWINGING A BUCKET ALL WILLY-FUCKING-NILLY. DON'T YOU KNOW THERE COULD BE GOD DAMN CHILDREN AROUND HERE?!?! HAVE A SENSE OF PIG-FUCKING DECENCY, YOU UNGRATEFUL DEGENERATE.

First thing that came to my mind as soon as I saw the thread title.

This thread is almost pornographic.