Defending my home

This is so easy. Just dress up as a woman, open the window and say this...."Hi, my name is Lola. Would you like to come inside and let me wash your hair? I promise not to kill you until after I've done your nails and make-up."
Be sure you're smiling all crazy when you say this. ^_^

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think Prov would make an insanely hot woman.

If you do this, post pics please. <3