People being hacked since the last Server Check.

The law doesn't allow a contract to break any law or to be "unreasonable" as determined by a jury or judge. Signing something doesn't necessarily bind you to it if it's illegal or totally ridiculous.

Where did I say you were bound to it? If you sign something don't be surprised if someone shows up demanding something because you didn't read the fine print. You can always challenge it. But the point is you still didn't read the fine print.