The Failure Thread

Man, I wish you had made this thread yesterday! Just this morning I was waiting at the Door to Zakum's Altar to fight him with some alliance members when some level 112 Hermit trades me and asks if I'd recruit him. He goes on to tell me that he's a "pro" and I'd regret not adding him, but when I took a look at his equipment I found that his character was dexless and wearing mostly level 20 to 30 items. He was wearing a Spiegelman Necklace, a level 20 thief glove, snowshoes, a Zakum Helmet, a level 64 Skanda, some Zombie Army rings with a single Evolving Ring II, and a sauna robe (I'm betting it was 100% scrolled at this point). Basically, the only two items this guy could use to claim that he was "pro" were his Evolving Ring II and "maybe" the sauna robe (which is no longer something anyone should show off). This guy continued asking for people to recruit him for a good 30 minutes on several channels and then tells us that he has an Auto Clicker that he'd use to get in and hog the channel; however, when asked if he was in an expedition, he goes on to say that he was not in one.


Honestly, I wish I'd taken some screenshots of this guy, he was rather entertaining.