Chinese Couple Sells All Three Kids to Play Online Games

Since all good points have been made already...
I can't help but see the troll science.

• 1: Discover baby factory in belly.
  
• 2: Discover activation switch in pants.
  
• 3: ????
  
• 4: Sell baby to profit.
  

Repeat for infinite profits. You jelly?
Edit: Use babe magnet for faster ????