2011-01-10, 03:41 AM
Because since I have finally graced you with my presence all those who came before me and all those who shall come after me will fall and fail in compare to how awesome and amazing I am.
My endless and boundless egotism aside allow me to slightly introduce myself to you.
You may refer to me as Myrtle, and I am sometimes a trap, (Dressing up and acting like a man), but I do know how to gussy myself up to make jaws drop in a different way than when they think I am a man. Oh, and I am quite awesome. But beyond that I am a rather simple person with simple likes, I am also very old fashion, sometimes too old fashion for this new and "better" world we live in. I hate prickish people, though I admit I can sometimes come off as harsh. I also admit that I sometimes become full of myself, but I tend to be a rather modest person.
Among my flaws I tend to believe people are smart and kind at their core but time and time again proven wrong only meeting one good apple out of millions. I am far too trusting at times and that leads me to be screwed over by those bad apples and look at humanity with disgust, and that is where I get part of my ego from since while I have flaws I believe I was raised with more sense than most people. I strongly disagree with the new world, but perhaps I should stop living in the past.
Oh well, I've rambled a bit and kind of turned this into a blog so I'll cut it short here. And, I am expecting an actual welcome from each one of you that you actually put some sort of effort into and didn't just copy paste from the thousands of other welcome threads. (I am looking at you Corn, yooserigo, Solarboy, SlayerZach, and anyone else who just ups theirpenis size post count. Yes, I am aware of each and every single one of you.)
My endless and boundless egotism aside allow me to slightly introduce myself to you.
You may refer to me as Myrtle, and I am sometimes a trap, (Dressing up and acting like a man), but I do know how to gussy myself up to make jaws drop in a different way than when they think I am a man. Oh, and I am quite awesome. But beyond that I am a rather simple person with simple likes, I am also very old fashion, sometimes too old fashion for this new and "better" world we live in. I hate prickish people, though I admit I can sometimes come off as harsh. I also admit that I sometimes become full of myself, but I tend to be a rather modest person.
Among my flaws I tend to believe people are smart and kind at their core but time and time again proven wrong only meeting one good apple out of millions. I am far too trusting at times and that leads me to be screwed over by those bad apples and look at humanity with disgust, and that is where I get part of my ego from since while I have flaws I believe I was raised with more sense than most people. I strongly disagree with the new world, but perhaps I should stop living in the past.
Oh well, I've rambled a bit and kind of turned this into a blog so I'll cut it short here. And, I am expecting an actual welcome from each one of you that you actually put some sort of effort into and didn't just copy paste from the thousands of other welcome threads. (I am looking at you Corn, yooserigo, Solarboy, SlayerZach, and anyone else who just ups their