Well, ok... Santa isn't real... But Sinterklaas is!!! :D

Cool story bro.

I remember being little, and checking the extras of a disney christmss specials, where it said that somewhere in the world, Santa claus is a woman and ahs eyes on her back that shoot lazers.

I swear to god I did.

I remember watching one christmas special where Santa was a vampire. Back in the days when vampires were badass.