So uhh yesterday I felt really bored....

Psychological analysis will point to the opposite: the more "yes" you receive the more confident you will be the next time you ask someone out and more likely it will be the yes. The converse is also true: if you got turned down you will expect to be turned down the next time and be less confident. Girls always prefers confidence.

Cupid has a bow, not a crossbow. If someone shoots you with a crossbow it will penetrate you. But apparently you got shot by a double-barreled shotgun so now you're dead.

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