What will your destiny be?

You are: Booze Sniper the ruthless meme destined to defeat two bears at once..

Win.

Edit: Second try.

You are: Ultra Joe the fabled behemoth destined to sell STDs...

This website is awesome.

Edit Edit:

I had to post this one cause it was too great.

You are: Samuel L. Virgin the bringer of the nigger destined to annihilate all 4chan.