2010-07-08, 02:05 AM
We need giant penis balloons to make this work. Really gigantic penis balloons with hairy ass balls that would rape any passerby. If our penis balloons aren't any bigger than the ones used in the gay parade, then our parade is utterly screwed.
We also need to make the parade as inappropriate as possible so that little children can't possible watch it on television. We should have female strippers wearing g-string bikinis and should have a musical parade encore with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson on it. We have to make sure that they are given a lot of head way before we start the parade in order to keep them energized and seen on camera.
We also need to make the parade as inappropriate as possible so that little children can't possible watch it on television. We should have female strippers wearing g-string bikinis and should have a musical parade encore with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson on it. We have to make sure that they are given a lot of head way before we start the parade in order to keep them energized and seen on camera.