2010-05-09, 02:02 PM
Other great Zapp moments:
"Ahh, asteroids: the icebergs of the sky. If we jack-knife from one to another at breakneck speeds, we might just get some sort of gravity boost... or somethinnng."
"Kif, go have the Boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif: "The boy, sir?"
"You Kif, you lay out my formal shorts."
"That Lemon is some soldier. He fills me with pride... and some other emotions that are strange... and deeply confusing."
"Kif, a little lower. Lower. TOO LOW, lowerrr."
"...and the ladies will have a sensualll salad. With low-cal sensual dressing."
"But little did they know that scissors cut paper. But paper covers rock! And rock beats scissors! We've entered a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
"Kif, search them for paper. And bring me a rock."
"All of you will be fighting for your planet. Most of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet -- they will be the luckiest of all."
"Ahh, asteroids: the icebergs of the sky. If we jack-knife from one to another at breakneck speeds, we might just get some sort of gravity boost... or somethinnng."
"Kif, go have the Boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif: "The boy, sir?"
"You Kif, you lay out my formal shorts."
"That Lemon is some soldier. He fills me with pride... and some other emotions that are strange... and deeply confusing."
"Kif, a little lower. Lower. TOO LOW, lowerrr."
"...and the ladies will have a sensualll salad. With low-cal sensual dressing."
"But little did they know that scissors cut paper. But paper covers rock! And rock beats scissors! We've entered a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
"Kif, search them for paper. And bring me a rock."
"All of you will be fighting for your planet. Most of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet -- they will be the luckiest of all."