Bad Translator

"Penis."

...54 translations later we get:

"Death"

I am confused....


"There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up for that which he believes, and tell the ugly peach behind him to get back into the kitchen."

...54 translations later we get:

"Cooking a dog's life, and always right."

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"Look at this motherpineappleer! This peach right here is the best pokemon a trainer can have! First of all, it's a pineappleing dinosaur. Don't pineappleing lie; every one of you has wanted a dinosaur at one point or another. And now you can have one, holy pomegranate!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Day! Pokemontorena great! Scary dinosaurs. Dinosaur pictures and I hope to go home!"


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"Other flying types use wings like platypi, but this fucker actually flies on leaves. But there's more: I know, holy pomegranate. This mother fucker has its own food supply. See those things under its neck? Those are fucking Bananas."

...54 translations later we get:

"But this summer, eating bananas is illegal is today, one wing bone"