omigosh what do i do

this is what I am doing. This is not a "how do i make a girl break up with an ideal boyfriend so i can have her" thread. Its a what in the world am i supposed to do in the meantime thread. I am going crazy.

And as for lust. I ideally wouldnt want to. It can have some severe consequences and that could make both of us unhappy if we did it. supposing we were together.

First paragraph. Oh. You could've mentioned that you were waiting. I suppose you could go throw a stress ball. Or Wank.

Second paragraph. What the pineapple are you talking about?