Sex bots!

I f'ucking LOL'D!! I was in the middle of Monster Carnival PQ on JMS and all of a sudden, I got a message on XFire from someone on MSN and it turns out, it was freaking SEX BOT. I couldn't stop laughing.. At first, I thought it was one of my friends, but then...


MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: hi
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: hey
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: hi
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: think we chatted before right?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: I don't remember
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Good, you?
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: i'm 21/f ......u?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: 19 male O_o
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: playing a game
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Sure, why not
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Indubitably.
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: What the pineapple? Lmfao
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: I smell a bot.
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Uh huh.
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: do you cam?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: indeed.
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: <enter obscene automated message here>
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: The goggles!
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: They do NOTHING!!!
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: Ok go to <url link> accept the invite on the page baby
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Sex?
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: come over!! lol im horny
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: Sex/
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: wow i need to get some
凸(｀△´＋ ﾅﾝﾀﾞﾄ!!: you smell like fish
MarylandDanekcowcd@hotmail.com: sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite through my page.... i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all ;-) ..k?


By the first time it said the word "naughty," I realized it was a bot and I just started laughing endlessly.


I still can't stop laughing... PERFECT TIMING, BOT! LOOOOOOOL