2010-03-08, 02:14 AM
My original goal for this letter was to scrutinize Je_Suis_une_Pizza's remarks point by incoherent point. Unfortunately, Je_Suis_une_Pizza's focus wanders so wildly that he never actually finishes any of his points. I think you will notice this in the ensuing discussion. It isn't important whether you agree with every detail that I intend to present. What matters is that you begin to realize that Je_Suis_une_Pizza believes that the world is crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel. That's just wrong. He further believes that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. Wrong again!
Je_Suis_une_Pizza is planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is his gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to arrest and detain his enemies indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. Have you ever had a bad dream about Je_Suis_une_Pizza trying to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real.
Many people who follow Je_Suis_une_Pizza's analects have come to the erroneous conclusion that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. The stark truth of the matter is that we ignore him at our own peril. If you doubt this, just ask around. Not surprisingly, Je_Suis_une_Pizza is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that in public, he vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, he never fails to deny the obvious.
Over the years, I've enjoyed a number of genuinely pleasurable (and pleasurably genuine) conversations with a variety of people who understand that this makes the issue an even greater tragedy. In one such conversation, someone pointed out to me that our national media is controlled by diabolic drug lords. That's why you probably haven't heard that the time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Je_Suis_une_Pizza's particularly demented form of teetotalism. It's clear what Je_Suis_une_Pizza wants us to choose, but you may have noticed that I have no interest in getting tangled in the rhetoric or dogma that he frequently pushes. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, Je_Suis_une_Pizza sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest rubes nab the biggest prizes.
I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Je_Suis_une_Pizza's vicious bruta fulmina please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one giving rise to the most ugly gits you'll ever see. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. And I'm not the one breaking down our communities.
Although the historical battle between good and evil is exemplified in the philosophical division between Platonic order and Aristotelian chaos, the main dissensus between me and Je_Suis_une_Pizza is that I contend that we are now stuck with a tactless phallocentrism bearing a human face—that of Je_Suis_une_Pizza. He, on the other hand, contends that his adversaries are aligned with very dark and malevolent fourth-dimensional aliens known as Draconians. I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, he somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that the sun rises just for him. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization.
To state it in stark and simple terms, Je_Suis_une_Pizza seizes every opportunity to foment a radical realignment of industrialized economies. I cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that if I didn't sincerely believe that I wouldn't waste my time trying to get the Je_Suis_une_Pizza monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well if Je_Suis_une_Pizza's commentaries weren't parroted by so many mingy freebooters, then I wouldn't be writing this letter.
My long-term goal is to reinforce what is best in people. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with dictatorial bums?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that I have avoided engaging in open debate with chthonic, crass dips—or even acknowledging their existence—for fear of lending them any form of legitimacy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Je_Suis_une_Pizza sometimes has trouble convincing people that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few nefarious, psychotic potlickers to constate authoritatively that Je_Suis_une_Pizza has the authority to issue licenses for practicing resistentialism. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Je_Suis_une_Pizza always cavils at my attempts to make pretentiousness unfashionable. That's probably because by brainwashing his votaries with statism, Je_Suis_une_Pizza makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.
Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Je_Suis_une_Pizza get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of ethnocentrism. So let me make it clear that his views are more than just careless. They're a revolt against nature. You should be sure to let me know your ideas about how to deal with Je_Suis_une_Pizza. I am eager to listen to your ideas and I unquestionably hope that I can grasp their essentials, evaluate their potential, look for flaws, provide suggestions, absorb feedback, suggest improvements, and then put the ideas into effect. Only then can we call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. I don't need to tell you that even if his reinterpretations of historic events were completely successful in making a few people feel better, they would still be demeaning to everyone else. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that if you study his silly communiqués long enough, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that it is hardly surprising that Je_Suis_une_Pizza wants to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. After all, this is the same dim-witted mountebank whose rancorous prattle informed us that he is entitled to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished.
Je_Suis_une_Pizza has it all wrong; he has recently been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. His beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us one of these days. It is quite common today to hear people express themselves as follows: "When a recalcitrant loon has been beaten down with the successive hammer blows of careerism, Bonapartism, and Trotskyism, he becomes quite receptive to Je_Suis_une_Pizza's propaganda and quite likely to join his crime syndicate." Did you hear what Je_Suis_une_Pizza recently said about mysticism? Never before has a bleeding-heart hostis generis humani so cleverly hidden in plain sight his intention to censor any incomplicitous announcements. In short, ignoring this letter can be considered an admission of guilt on Je_Suis_une_Pizza's part. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
Cool story bro. Thread sucks. Been done before.
Je_Suis_une_Pizza is planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is his gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to arrest and detain his enemies indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. Have you ever had a bad dream about Je_Suis_une_Pizza trying to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real.
Many people who follow Je_Suis_une_Pizza's analects have come to the erroneous conclusion that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. The stark truth of the matter is that we ignore him at our own peril. If you doubt this, just ask around. Not surprisingly, Je_Suis_une_Pizza is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that in public, he vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, he never fails to deny the obvious.
Over the years, I've enjoyed a number of genuinely pleasurable (and pleasurably genuine) conversations with a variety of people who understand that this makes the issue an even greater tragedy. In one such conversation, someone pointed out to me that our national media is controlled by diabolic drug lords. That's why you probably haven't heard that the time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Je_Suis_une_Pizza's particularly demented form of teetotalism. It's clear what Je_Suis_une_Pizza wants us to choose, but you may have noticed that I have no interest in getting tangled in the rhetoric or dogma that he frequently pushes. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, Je_Suis_une_Pizza sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest rubes nab the biggest prizes.
I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Je_Suis_une_Pizza's vicious bruta fulmina please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one giving rise to the most ugly gits you'll ever see. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. And I'm not the one breaking down our communities.
Although the historical battle between good and evil is exemplified in the philosophical division between Platonic order and Aristotelian chaos, the main dissensus between me and Je_Suis_une_Pizza is that I contend that we are now stuck with a tactless phallocentrism bearing a human face—that of Je_Suis_une_Pizza. He, on the other hand, contends that his adversaries are aligned with very dark and malevolent fourth-dimensional aliens known as Draconians. I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, he somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that the sun rises just for him. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization.
To state it in stark and simple terms, Je_Suis_une_Pizza seizes every opportunity to foment a radical realignment of industrialized economies. I cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that if I didn't sincerely believe that I wouldn't waste my time trying to get the Je_Suis_une_Pizza monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well if Je_Suis_une_Pizza's commentaries weren't parroted by so many mingy freebooters, then I wouldn't be writing this letter.
My long-term goal is to reinforce what is best in people. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with dictatorial bums?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that I have avoided engaging in open debate with chthonic, crass dips—or even acknowledging their existence—for fear of lending them any form of legitimacy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Je_Suis_une_Pizza sometimes has trouble convincing people that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few nefarious, psychotic potlickers to constate authoritatively that Je_Suis_une_Pizza has the authority to issue licenses for practicing resistentialism. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Je_Suis_une_Pizza always cavils at my attempts to make pretentiousness unfashionable. That's probably because by brainwashing his votaries with statism, Je_Suis_une_Pizza makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.
Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Je_Suis_une_Pizza get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of ethnocentrism. So let me make it clear that his views are more than just careless. They're a revolt against nature. You should be sure to let me know your ideas about how to deal with Je_Suis_une_Pizza. I am eager to listen to your ideas and I unquestionably hope that I can grasp their essentials, evaluate their potential, look for flaws, provide suggestions, absorb feedback, suggest improvements, and then put the ideas into effect. Only then can we call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. I don't need to tell you that even if his reinterpretations of historic events were completely successful in making a few people feel better, they would still be demeaning to everyone else. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that if you study his silly communiqués long enough, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that it is hardly surprising that Je_Suis_une_Pizza wants to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. After all, this is the same dim-witted mountebank whose rancorous prattle informed us that he is entitled to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished.
Je_Suis_une_Pizza has it all wrong; he has recently been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. His beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us one of these days. It is quite common today to hear people express themselves as follows: "When a recalcitrant loon has been beaten down with the successive hammer blows of careerism, Bonapartism, and Trotskyism, he becomes quite receptive to Je_Suis_une_Pizza's propaganda and quite likely to join his crime syndicate." Did you hear what Je_Suis_une_Pizza recently said about mysticism? Never before has a bleeding-heart hostis generis humani so cleverly hidden in plain sight his intention to censor any incomplicitous announcements. In short, ignoring this letter can be considered an admission of guilt on Je_Suis_une_Pizza's part. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
Cool story bro. Thread sucks. Been done before.