hey guys I need a quick answer

Yeah, it's worked. Just gotta be persuasive, take some speech classes. I'm not joking.

PS: Smash gets you laid. You think I'm kidding? There was a video on YT of a dude from CA using his controller, his hand movements were so fast, I'm surprised the controller didn't snap in half after 30 seconds.

That's cool.
Can I skip the friend calling though. Don't have any.

Also no smash does not get you f'ucking laid. What the crap does fast hand movement have to do with anything.
Stop talking about smash all the god damn time.