2010-02-17, 03:10 AM
Takebacker Wrote:Actually i piss whether the seat is down or up. Lrn2aim.
My piss comes out at tremendous, manly speeds. The splashback is too much to bear.
No one took my suggestion to serious consideration. I get up. I'm groggy as s'hit. I need to piss. Do I want to aim? F'uck no, I don't even want to lift that s'hitty lid. I waddle over to the tub, flip the handle, whip my plantain out and let it go. God damn relief and not giving any kind of f'uck everywhere. GLORIOUS.

