A decent Basil thread: What crazy things did you think when you were a child?

Speaking of deja vu, I used to think I could read the future...

"I remember this happening, but it just happened...but I remember this exact scene!"

I remember dreaming I got a 70 on a project as a kid, and I did the next morning ;-;. Happened a good amount of times in my life too.

I also to be really paranoid, fearing people could see or hear my thoughts and I definitely felt really frightened when I felt as if someone was laughing at me or gossiping about me as I was coincidentally nearby.

Now, here's more funny ones:
-I used to think that pregnancy occured randomly after two people married.
-I used to be afraid that something unknown: monsters, ghosts, and other paranormal stuff; might get to me in my sleep. It's an honestly frightening thought: what if something just came out of nowhere while I was asleep? I used to fall asleep under the covers to apparently "hide".
-You know how Sonic the Hedgehog runs in the 3D games? Hands back, body kinda leaning forward, etc. I thought that was how to properly run, and people used to give me weird looks for that.
-This was maybe when I was 3-6: I used to think that to get my plantain size back to normal from an erection, I had to repeatedly push the area until it got back to normal. People would think I had to pee badly when I did that.
-I thought for part of doing the sign of the cross, I had to touch my crotch.
-I thought Legend of Zelda had a continous storyline between all of the games; and didn't want to touch Ocarina of Time ever until I beat the original LoZ games.