Suicide

Life doesn't equal running around in high school with your fake little girlfriend that you are only with because you want to show the other fake little people with fake little girlfriends you also have the ultimate "trophy of maturity" (a fake relationship with a girlfriend who is just trying to impress the same fake little people you are). Don't think that just because you're not the pinnacle of popularity in high school that you are doomed to a life of misery.

Just wait it out. Don't go looking for a relationship, because then you're just going to end up settling for one out of desperation, and it is going to end bad. Just keep going through things and eventually, the right girl will find you. It's the same with true friends, except a lot less sexual.