So, who here is working on Black Friday?

I would trip him before you leave and say he just fell. Maybe you'll snap his neck and walk away with no harm done to yourself.

im 5'10", roughly.
he is 6'3"~6'5".

i weigh about 150 lbs.
im sure he weighs at least 200+.

if i even could, no way i wouldnt get harmed.