Grendel the Really Drunk is an awesome quest too.
Grendel: Hey, that map is red like my wine. Hey kid, if you get me some pork from Ribbon Pigs I'll help you out.
* hack slash etc. *
Grendel: Hahaha delicious pork! pineapple along now. I can't help you.
I guess it beats that plantain in Perion (Blackbull) telling you to go hunt Dark Stumps in a map that not only has no dark stumps - but none of the maps anywhere near it do either. I think he mixed up East and West Perion :|
Grendel: Hey, that map is red like my wine. Hey kid, if you get me some pork from Ribbon Pigs I'll help you out.
* hack slash etc. *
Grendel: Hahaha delicious pork! pineapple along now. I can't help you.
I guess it beats that plantain in Perion (Blackbull) telling you to go hunt Dark Stumps in a map that not only has no dark stumps - but none of the maps anywhere near it do either. I think he mixed up East and West Perion :|