A question for office staffs...

Being a phone operator means getting obscene phone calls you can't hang up on without permission, and I had the luck to get one while I knew my supervisor was listening in.

PrisPerv: I'm jacking off to you
Me: (Monotone) May i have the number you're calling to please?
PrisPerv: You sound so hot, I bet you're getting wet thinking about what i'd do to you.
Me: (Still montone, no reaction) You've reached (blah blah operator spiel) May I have the number you're calling to please?
PrisPerv: I want you to suck my plantain.
Me: ( Still absolutely deadpan) I'm sorry, the state of <blank> has not elected to provide that service option, may I connect you to customer service?
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And at that point my supervisor literally fell out of her chair laughing so hard.

 Spoiler

The astute will note several things 1) I am a guy as we've discussed repeatedly, 2) I sound like a 12 year old girl 3) after that job absolutely nothing is capable of shaming me in any way shape or form and for that matter I have so much apathy getting me truly angry is pretty challenging too.