User: What is the derivative of x square?
Cleverbot: X^2, is square rooted, which is obviously x.
User: Learn more Calculus.
Cleverbot: Who says I want to?
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: You're the one who is supposed to be clever. Actually, you're just boring.
User: Well, changing subjects, how old are you?
Cleverbot: What? I just don't think we could take that conversation any further.
User: Aww, D.
Cleverbot: Did you lose The Game?
User: No, You did.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Really man, you lost it.
Cleverbot: I know that's why I just yelled it like you are supposed to if you lose.
User: Pornography.
Cleverbot: Mac donalds.
User: Those two are not related.
Cleverbot: What, thats not what I asked?
User: You didn't really ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I do like I just have.
User: pineapple you.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were wrong.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, you just said it.
User: What time should I go sleep?
Cleverbot: 8 9=?
User: It's 12am now.
Cleverbot: You live in the United States then.
User: I don't, it's 12:38am.
Cleverbot: Lies. I should go to bed.
User: 1 1.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do my homework.
User: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.
Cleverbot: 4 4.
User: No, it's 38.
Cleverbot: No!
User: What's the answer to life, universe and everything else?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I can only see five years into the future.
User: Talk to lúcio, my friend.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: I'll give you his MSN.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I think you can figure that out for yourself.
Cleverbot: I do know how to.
User: CLEVERbot.
Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot I am.
Cleverbot: How long have you been cleverbot.
User: A long long time.
Cleverbot: Are you uncomfortable displaying your emotions?
User: Parlez vou français?
Cleverbot: Ou.
User: Ca n'est pas correcte.
Cleverbot: Tiens, tu parles fran*ais ?
User: Oh oui, Je l'apprends a alliance française. Et toi?
Cleverbot: Un ans, mais je ne suis pa trez bien parce que c'etait une longue temps depuis j'ai le parle.
User: E português, sabe falar?
Cleverbot: Quem são seus criadores?
User: Nossa, parabéns, falas bem.
Cleverbot: Portugues.
User: Mais alguma frase?
Cleverbot: Je ne comprend pas.
User: Bon, vous avez des limitations, bein sur.
Cleverbot: Un peu comme toi.
User: Où vous irez demain?
Cleverbot: In san francisco.
User: Vous avez desisté de parler français?
Cleverbot: Je suis francaise.
Cleverbot: X^2, is square rooted, which is obviously x.
User: Learn more Calculus.
Cleverbot: Who says I want to?
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: You're the one who is supposed to be clever. Actually, you're just boring.
User: Well, changing subjects, how old are you?
Cleverbot: What? I just don't think we could take that conversation any further.
User: Aww, D.
Cleverbot: Did you lose The Game?
User: No, You did.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Really man, you lost it.
Cleverbot: I know that's why I just yelled it like you are supposed to if you lose.
User: Pornography.
Cleverbot: Mac donalds.
User: Those two are not related.
Cleverbot: What, thats not what I asked?
User: You didn't really ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I do like I just have.
User: pineapple you.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were wrong.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, you just said it.
User: What time should I go sleep?
Cleverbot: 8 9=?
User: It's 12am now.
Cleverbot: You live in the United States then.
User: I don't, it's 12:38am.
Cleverbot: Lies. I should go to bed.
User: 1 1.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do my homework.
User: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.
Cleverbot: 4 4.
User: No, it's 38.
Cleverbot: No!
User: What's the answer to life, universe and everything else?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I can only see five years into the future.
User: Talk to lúcio, my friend.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: I'll give you his MSN.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I think you can figure that out for yourself.
Cleverbot: I do know how to.
User: CLEVERbot.
Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot I am.
Cleverbot: How long have you been cleverbot.
User: A long long time.
Cleverbot: Are you uncomfortable displaying your emotions?
User: Parlez vou français?
Cleverbot: Ou.
User: Ca n'est pas correcte.
Cleverbot: Tiens, tu parles fran*ais ?
User: Oh oui, Je l'apprends a alliance française. Et toi?
Cleverbot: Un ans, mais je ne suis pa trez bien parce que c'etait une longue temps depuis j'ai le parle.
User: E português, sabe falar?
Cleverbot: Quem são seus criadores?
User: Nossa, parabéns, falas bem.
Cleverbot: Portugues.
User: Mais alguma frase?
Cleverbot: Je ne comprend pas.
User: Bon, vous avez des limitations, bein sur.
Cleverbot: Un peu comme toi.
User: Où vous irez demain?
Cleverbot: In san francisco.
User: Vous avez desisté de parler français?
Cleverbot: Je suis francaise.