Olivia invaded my dream

I can beat you at this, with ease. Back when I played MapleStory a lot 2 years back, I had dreams like this:

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My Night Lord was level 200, I remember being at the Cave of Life. I see myself playing on the computer, suddenly, I got warped into the game. I 'became' my character ; Kasuhitomi.

It went like this...

Kasu: "Wow, what the fu----- ... I'm my character..??!?!? EH!?!?!?!?
Joe: "Damn right."

^He's my bestfriend on MS back then, not revealing his IGN for privacy. He's a lv 13x I/L Archmage.

Ok, so liiike, we duo'ed motherf'cking Horntail in less than 30 mins. How? I have no clue. I wasn't using Triple Throw, I remember my character jumping up in the air and FROZEN in the air and shooting out around 20 stars in less than 2 seconds, and my entire MP bar got depleted or some pomegranate.

SO ANYWAYS, once Horntail was dead. I went outside, and another boss fight ensued.

"MOTHERF'CKER, ZAKUM!", I screamed!, and my friend's I/L Archmage shot out a gigantic motherf'cker BLUE ICEFLAME OF DEATH AT THE FGT, AND ZAKUM FROZE.

GODDAMN! EPIC, RITE?

Next thing you know, I woke up and saw one of my IRL friends getting STABBED by Freddy Krueger!!! "AAAHHHH!!", I screamed. I then ran at the bastard and hi-jump kicked at his NUTS. Freddy then maimed my legs with his goddamn claws, I remember myself screaming more, then suddenly...

I woke up, AGAIN!? Now I see a pair of breasts in front of me! "Who is this?", I wondered... Suddenly, I looked up, and it was my gf's (now my ex), "OH DAMN", I thought, as drool came out of my MOUTH! Then suddenly, I'm inside a car, with my father next to me. I'm driving on the top of the roof of a house, and I remember myself DRIVING OFF OF THE ROOF AND ONTO THE GROUND, THEN DYING.

That was it. . . . .`-`

[COLOR="Green"]You win at life. Forever.

And Henry, your next dream is gonna be about raping that little girl. [/COLOR]