2009-10-05, 12:59 AM
There are many vengeful domineering-types who want to flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. One—Mr. Isaac G S, Esq.—is so uncontrollable, he deserves special mention. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how on a television program last night I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "By any objective standard, Isaac's complaints are completely malodorous." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. Let me leave you with one last thought: Stalinism is a weapon of Lysenkoism.

