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The theme of this letter is not "IsaacGS's belief systems are pockmarked with self-indulgent insurrectionism and other assorted ills." By now, you've already heard countless arguments running in that vein and are probably pretty sick of them. The theme of this letter is "Solecism is a crime, an outrage, and a delusion." The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to tell you a little bit about IsaacGS and his sneaky squibs. Nevertheless, my only wonder is, Where are the people who are willing to stand up and acknowledge that his jackals must be exposed and neutralized wherever they lurk? Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: He is secretly planning to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and far-fetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that we must spread awareness of the litigious-to-the-core nature of IsaacGS's scribblings. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own thrasonical hariolations.

IsaacGS is bad enough when he's alone, but he's even worse when he's joined by froward moonstruck-types. As far back as I can remember, IsaacGS has pitted buggers against clods and malcontents against wiseacres. I've heard of snippy things like masochism and quislingism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves—ideas which his ignorant, unthinking, apolaustic brain is too small to understand.

A trip to your local library would reveal that there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If IsaacGS finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that it may seem at first that "coldhearted", "vitriolic", and "featherbrained" seem the most appropriate adjectives to describe IsaacGS's statements. When we descend to details, however, we see that the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to cast a gimlet eye on his scare tactics. Take, as an example, the way that IsaacGS wants to make a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs. Well, I can't possibly believe his claim that the existence and perpetuation of exhibitionism is its own moral justification. If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because I challenge IsaacGS to crawl out of his sheltered existence and put the fear of God into him. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why IsaacGS wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet he is also a big proponent of a particularly officious form of Stalinism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that IsaacGS likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of escapism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his apparatchiks to change the course of history. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of IsaacGS's reprehensible zingers. The moral of the story: IsaacGS, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives.