2009-10-05, 12:49 AM
What do prissy junkies, conscienceless devotees of conspiracy theories, and TobiasBlack have in common? If you answered, "They all force onto us the degradation and ignominy that TobiasBlack is known to revel in," then pat yourself on the back. But before I continue, allow me to explain that we must work together to take the initiative to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop TobiasBlack before he can call evil good and good evil. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because there is only one way to stop TobiasBlack from forcing me to react, on cue, to the trigger words that he has inserted into my mind by dint of endless repetition. We must make out of fools, wise people; out of fanatics, men of sense; out of idlers, workers; out of lackadaisical, wicked hermits, people who are willing to challenge TobiasBlack's claims of exceptionalism. Then together we can call your attention to the problem of gin-swilling tightwads. Together we can show the world that I do not find perorations that are hideous, disaffected, and rabid to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that TobiasBlack should stop calling me a ridiculous, quixotic fink. Although I've been called worse things by better people, we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but one of the effete remarks we often hear from TobiasBlack is that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. And I can say that with a clear conscience because he can't fool me. I've met mischievous, contentious layabouts before so I know that if TobiasBlack were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that he would not hesitate to pursue a twofold credo of sadism and fogyism if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we get people to see through the hollowness, the sham, the silliness of TobiasBlack's pharisaical bruta fulmina.

