Real Men

Only because the Villain always has to die. ;[ Plus he totally let him win.

Nah bro, you got the story wrong. Basically Jecht turns ugly and shit, but becomes a powerful ass acne-whale.

He goes on a rampage and thought "Oh, what the hell! I'm better than my son, time to give him a good ole' ass whoopin." Off goes Jecht into Zanarkland. Next thing you know, Jecht knocks his son into the next dimension.

So here Tidus wakes up and he's all like "Yo what the fuck pops? Why you gotta go bustin' my head?" Tidus gets a group of his new friends and decided to get revenge on his ole pop.

After a serious of kickass events, Tidus meets his pop. Tidus is all like "POW POW POW, SUCK MY plantain DAD" while Jecht is like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TASTES LIKE MINT".

Long story short, Jecht bitch slaps Tidus and Tidus kills Jecht in front of all his friends. Still think Jecht is a real man? Fuck no.