How do you get screwed?

You have lost an item (Special "M")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "A")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "P")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "L")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "E")
You have lost an item (Special "S")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "T")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "O")
You have lost an item (Alphabet Soup Pasta "R")
You have gained items (Screw 5)
You have gained an item (Especially Special "U")

This event is sad.

@Kal: YOu FORGOT THE Y LOLOLOL@