How has SP.net affected your life?

Before Southperry, I was a little kid with no friends who liked to stay on the internet all day. I would get up, turn on my computer, and sit there for twenty hours before going to bed.

After discovering Southperry, I took the first steps outside my house in ten years. I learned to socialize. I got a girlfriend. I got two girlfriends. I got a boyfriend. Now whenever I walk down the street with my harem and somebody tries to push me around, I just say that I'm from Southperry, and they kneel down to kiss my feet.

My life is awesome. Thanks, SP.net!