2009-05-01, 11:42 AM
I'ma do it anyway, maybe I can get lucky.
Full name (First and Last): Adolf Hitler
Birth Date: 4.20.94
Your Account Name: GMSBrawler
Forum ID (if applicable): Wut dat?
Your bank account number and routing information: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Your mother's maiden name: YOUR MUM!
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I'm a crack baby, I don't really know.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Everyday, cause I have no life.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Panama, New Zealand, Twilight Zone.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
The answer is clearly yes.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
The Southperry's MapleGuide Program! kind.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Sperm sample?
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
My ancestors raped the characters within the account.. So yeah.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
I have AIDS.
Full name (First and Last): Adolf Hitler
Birth Date: 4.20.94
Your Account Name: GMSBrawler
Forum ID (if applicable): Wut dat?
Your bank account number and routing information: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Your mother's maiden name: YOUR MUM!
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I'm a crack baby, I don't really know.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Everyday, cause I have no life.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Panama, New Zealand, Twilight Zone.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
The answer is clearly yes.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
The Southperry's MapleGuide Program! kind.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Sperm sample?
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
My ancestors raped the characters within the account.. So yeah.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
I have AIDS.

