2009-03-25, 09:31 PM
Based on the replies this thread is getting and the seriousness (which is nonexistent) that people are replying to this thread with... I'd say this belongs in the Funhouse.
Anyways, I'm too young to die. The time I'll want to die is determined by when my spouse (that one day I'll have) dies. Should she die of old age (in which I'll also be old and crippled), I'll ask for a lethal injection. Should she die young, then IDK actually, because then I'd have to stay alive to raise (a possible) family (that I might one day have). If the latter were the case, then I'd want to die in my sleep.
Anyways, I'm too young to die. The time I'll want to die is determined by when my spouse (that one day I'll have) dies. Should she die of old age (in which I'll also be old and crippled), I'll ask for a lethal injection. Should she die young, then IDK actually, because then I'd have to stay alive to raise (a possible) family (that I might one day have). If the latter were the case, then I'd want to die in my sleep.