Has to be intelligent enough to actually make sense or instant turn off
Nice face and/or chest are instant turn ons (size kindof matters, but not really, more the shape for me, and too small > too big)
Healthy (read, not overweight, but doesn't have to be twiggy) body
Water (as in the girl + swimming pool, girl + beach, girl + shower (you get the idea) = turn on
Funny = turn on
Likes to be physically close to me = turn on
For women, here's a bit of advice - we don't FUCKING LOOK AT YOUR FEET. STOP BUYING NEW SHOES AND EXPECTING US TO NOTICE.
Nice face and/or chest are instant turn ons (size kindof matters, but not really, more the shape for me, and too small > too big)
Healthy (read, not overweight, but doesn't have to be twiggy) body
Water (as in the girl + swimming pool, girl + beach, girl + shower (you get the idea) = turn on
Funny = turn on
Likes to be physically close to me = turn on
For women, here's a bit of advice - we don't FUCKING LOOK AT YOUR FEET. STOP BUYING NEW SHOES AND EXPECTING US TO NOTICE.