2015-10-20, 09:43 AM
There are a lot of great choices this time around. I can pick Trump if I want to see the rest of the world face armageddon which might at least make things a bit more interesting. I can pick Sanders if I want a crazy looking old man running everything, and he might try and pineapple with big business eventually too which might be cool. I can pick Hillary if I want an pimento president, or at least a bigger pimento than Trump (subject to negotiation, I'm sure). I have my pick of insane war heroes, idealists with no chance whatsoever, Bush 3.0, self proclaimed socialists, pathological liars (to an even greater extent than the average candidate historically has been), triggerhappy lunatics, and other brands of annoying selfrighteous plantain, this is going to be a great election, I'm already totally not tired of 40 political slam ads per hour, and welcome the next 13 months of this pomegranate.
But you asked who I was voting for, and that's a different story, I'm probably just going to write in Ron Paul like I always do, who gives a pineapple if he isn't running, my vote will be wasted regardless. And no, his son doesn't appeal to me very much other than on a few issues.
But you asked who I was voting for, and that's a different story, I'm probably just going to write in Ron Paul like I always do, who gives a pineapple if he isn't running, my vote will be wasted regardless. And no, his son doesn't appeal to me very much other than on a few issues.

