Hyrule Warriors

The fact that so many fans cannot possibly conceive having a such a strong connection could not exist without it being sexually driven is frightfully sad.
Seriously, I can smell the fedoras from here.

Maybe I shouldn't have made a stupid TORGUE joke about lesbians, but I in no way meant that they had to be lovers for the story to continue.
This is why I hate typing on the internet because jokes go over people's heads and then people get offended if you don't carefully word EVERY response. So I apologize if I came off as some ignorant jerk who fantasizes about sex-charged rescue missions.... I just wanted to talk about having switched gender roles for all the characters instead of just one...